On a recent Sunday after church, the extended LaFont family got together and sang for 45 minutes to record all of the Turkey Carols, to give you a sampling of their slightly warped sense of humor in song.Remember—these are Turkey Carols—no professional singers were harmed (or even heard from) during the making of these recordings.
Below is the table of Contents for the book and links to recordings of the Turkey Carols that you can listen to.
Pg 1 — Here We Come A Caroling (0:23, 411 KB)
(sung to the tune of Here We Come A Caroling)Pg 2 — Stuffed Turkey (0:47, 790 KB)
(sung to the tune of White Christmas)Pg 3 — Turkey-Filled Thanksgiving (0:26, 459 KB)
(sung to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)Pg 4 — O Come All Ye Hungry (0:45, 753 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)Pg 5 — Uncle Tim’s Famous Yams Recipe
Pg 7 — Turkey Wonderland (1:20, 1,307 KB)
(sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)Pg 8 — Joy To The World (1:42, 1,654 KB)
(sung to the tune of Joy To The World)Pg 10 — Food High (1:08, 1,119 KB)
(sung to the tune of Sleigh Ride)Pg 12 — Aunt Julie’s Snickerdoodle Recipe
Pg 13 — It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Turkey (0:36, 617 KB)
(sung to the tune of It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)Pg 14 — Oh Holy Cow (1:14 1,207 KB)
(sung to the tune of Oh Holy Night)Pg 15 — Aunt Karen’s Great Green Bean Casserole
Pg 16 — There Once Were Some Pilgrims (0:26, 469 KB)
(sung to the tune of Away In A Manger)Pg 17 — Away With the Adkins™ (0:27, 477 KB)
(sung to the tune of Away In A Manger)Pg 20 — Water’s Burning On An Open Fire (1:34, 1,522 KB)
(sung to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)Pg 23 — Twelve Days Of Thanksgiving (4:12, 3,997 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)Pg 27 — Auntie G’s Wonderful Waldorf Salad Recipe
Pg 28 — I’ll Be Home For Turkey (0:50, 843 KB)
(sung the the tune of I’ll be Home for Christmas)Pg 29 — It’s The Most Wonderful Meal Of The Year (1:17, 1,253 KB)
(sung to the tune of It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year)Pg 32 — O Come, O Come (0:38, 653 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Come, O Come Emanuel)Pg 33 — The Little Turkey Boy (2:23, 2,297 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy)Pg 35 — The Turkey And The Dressing (0:26, 465 KB)
(sung to the tune of The Holly And The Ivy)Pg 36 — Thanksgiving Don (0:20, 363 KB)
(sung to the tune of Here We Come A Caroling)Pg 37 — Out Of The Door And Across The Street (0:21, 387 KB)
(sung to the tune of Over The River And Through The Woods)Pg 38 — Silent Night, Something’s Not Right (0:41, 704 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silent Night)Pg 39 — Turkey Day (0:39, 670 KB)
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)Pg 40 — Plates Are Full (0:53, 891 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silver Bells)Pg 41 — Mom LaFont’s Totally Terrific Turkey Gravy
Pg 42 — Belching All Night (0:44, 747 KB)
(sung to the tune of Silent Night)Pg 43 — Aunt Barb’s Super Simple Spinach Dip
Pg 44 — Oh Turkey Bird (0:30, 523 KB)
(sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)Pg 45 — We Wish You... (0:34, 591 KB)
(sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)